Abstract :
"OK, NEW money-making scheme," says Ern, who is our very own shared-student-house Richard Branson. Without the private island. But we hang on in hope. "Online dating for engineers!" Eric, terminally single, looks warily at him and I try to look nonchalant in case he suggests online dating for economics students as it may be the only way I get a girlfriend before I get my degree. Ern\´s phone rings. "Hi babe. Yes, yeah, not tonight, I\´m with the guys. Not tomorrow, I\´m playing footie. How about Thursday? 8? Great. Listen, I might be a bit late. Or something might come up. Or I\´ll be doing something else. I\´ll text you, OK?" He hangs up and turns to us. "Just Tiffany. Really, that girl doesn\´t know when to give up. So, online dating, what d\´ya think?"